WELCOME

My name is Colin Ross

This website was created by a small town man who grew up way out in the middle of 'Where The Heck Am I?" Most people find him to be handsome with a wonderful smile, heaps of charm... I'm sure you agree.

He is a US-based author born in the armpit of Oregon! And by the way, it’s not pronounced OR-EH-GONE. It’s OR-UH-GUN (in all likelihood because everyone out here has a gun--probably more than three. And they’re bigger than your guns, so don’t even argue about it). Because of this, you were probably expecting him to be wearing checkered red flannel and a cowboy hat, but Colin is way more classy than that. He was recently elevated to beard-status! (and probably male-pattern baldness).

Even though you might be thinking, "Oh, he's just a "self-published author," please keep this in mind: have you ever tried to publish a book? It's really hard... like, really, really hard. Don't believe me? Go on, look up the statistics. I double dog dare you. 

Let's face it, Colin writes purely for entertainment and believes if he likes something, you just might like it too. Which means you should buy a book so Colin can earn lots of money and retire lavishly, and also because it will make his wife finally appreciate all the time he spends writing and not watching bad TV shows.